Tuesday 29 January 2013

A Sex Date Is A Lot Like A Movie


It’s all about expectation and whether those expectations are met.

You go to the movies because of an expectation in your head that is derived from advertising, word-of-mouth or promotion. And so it is with sex. How much you enjoy the movie/sex is really how well those expectations are fulfilled.

The Advertising – the profile on the dating site advertises his main assets – his storyline, his looks, his potential. You see the images of what is on offer, perhaps you look at his teaser video, check out any sex-star rating from his previous lovers, make a note of which suburb or town he is playing in, then decide to spare some of your time and take a chance that there will be a pleasurable result from the meeting

Referral – perhaps you might check with your friends as to whether they have already dipped into his offerings. Good word-of-mouth always raises expectations of a potential fun time

The Screening – you arrive, you chat, he reveals his body, you play together, you decide if he’s worth possibly seeing again, you leave. Of course, if the movie is really bad and has been falsely advertised, then you can always walk out before the ending. Perhaps some recreational enhancements can be shared instead of sharing popcorn. Perhaps a cell phone ring interrupts the flow of the action

Extended Run – because your first viewing was so enjoyable and/or he piqued your curiosity of a potentially deeper and more fun-filled time, you make plans for a return visit. An extended run due to ongoing demand is always possible.  However, if there is no ongoing demand, next week there’s a new offering, new potential gratification and the chance to extend your areas of interest and satisfaction. Sometimes one has to simply forget a boring experience and move on

Your Review – will you nominate him for a good sex star award on his profile? Will you tell your friends that he should be nominated for the “Dud F**K Award” or for the “Hottest Best Hung Hunk Of The Year”?  Perhaps a nomination for “Best Rising Star” or “Man With The Best Potential”. Will your word-of-mouth have your friends salivating with envy or will you keep silent and quietly bemoan the wasted time and effort you spent getting to see him.

Are you a satisfied customer?  However you feel, it’s a result of how well he satisfied your expectations. Like any genre of movie you choose the one that interests you the most. Chances are that you are a bit of an expert in that genre and it’s part of your nature to explore it further. Occasionally you might venture into a different field just to see what that is really like, but chances are you’ll continue to enjoy your own particular favourite satisfying form of sex, even if that ranges from “seen-it-all-before” through to “best sex ever”.

And like the movie makers, thanks to the prodigious dating sites on the Internet there’s always another batch of new releases on show next week in your local area. Bring ‘em on – and have fun!  May the unexpected bring you the greatest of pleasure.

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