Balls, testes, testicles, plums, bollocks,
gonads, knackers - all held in the scrotum, cum-sac, nut sack, ball bag or
whatever your favourite description might be. It’s been my observation that
balls run a distant second to the all-conquering shaft and cock-head when it
comes to guys checking each other out. When was the last time you heard or read
the line similar to “great balls mate – I’d love to suck on those juicy plums
while I wank off” and if you did, would you think it a bit bizarre, a bit off
colour? While cock size talk is paramount talk about balls just doesn’t do it
for most guys. Pity, as you can be missing a treat.
Our family jewels, our package is something
many of us take for granted, so let’s take a few moments to reflect on the
similarities as well as the differences.
- They produce sperm and testosterone – and
that equates to an explosion of taste as well as giving us our horniness.
That’s the best tag team I can imagine.
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- They can hang evenly, but more commonly
they hang with one higher than the other, normally the higher one being the
right one. What about your own? Checked lately?
- Temperature variations can make a
difference - the warmer the environment the lower the hang. Our jocks can
affect our balls and the sac by being too tight and/or too hot. Hence the
enormous variation in underwear and the inevitable journalist question –
“Briefs or boxers?” Tension can be another factor in tightening the ball sac.
And for the scientifically inclined: Sperm
is most prolifically produced where the temperature is 3.6 degrees lower than
body temperature, that is at 35 degrees Celsius or 95 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Hairy balls and shaving. Scrotums
generally have some degree of hair on them. Have you noticed how hot and sticky
shaved balls can be on a hot day? Hair can assist in the cooling effect on the
balls. So weigh up shaving for sexual intrigue and sexual tension against
comfort and cool balls. Read more about shaving in my earlier blog: "Wax, Shave or Trim?" (February 2014).
- The majority of us have two balls, but we
could adequately function on one. An artificial one can be inserted into the
scrotum for cosmetic reasons.
- Men can get testicular cancer. Remember to check your balls every few weeks for any signs of abnormality. If
there’s any indication of a lump, a swelling or any form of pain, go
immediately to your doctor. Testicular cancer needs to be detected early but
with any of these indicators you must appreciate that it needs investigating
for whatever reason there is the oddity. Whatever your age, don’t be
embarrassed about discussing it with your medical authority. A good time to
check them is when you’re under a shower.
- Cockrings and other penile and scrotal
devices can have a painful and devastating effect on the balls if blood supply
is interrupted or restricted. They
should only be worn for limited amounts of time, with 30-45 minutes being a
maximum. Read more in my blog of September 2013 “Cock Ring / Penis Ring – A Beginner’s Guide To A Stronger Erection!”
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- Bruised balls – if your partner has
squeezed your balls too hard, you’ve slapped your balls too hard against a
friendly buttock while you’ve fucked or otherwise over-exerted or bruised your
balls then you may need to seek medical advice. Depending on the severity,
bruising tends to dissipate of its own accord over a day or two.
- Big balls - research is beginning to
suggest that possibly men with big balls are in fact producing a higher rate of
testosterone which can lead to heart disease in some circumstances.
With such a huge variety of balls and
scrotum on our male partners, just be prepared that as you sexually explore
more and more men, you’ll be amazed at the variety on offer. Lick and gently
nip the scrotum. Individually or together gently roll the balls in your mouth.
Let cock-rings and other toys stretch and otherwise highlight the plums – then
polish them with the palm of your hand. Suck on an ice-cube before putting your
cold mouth on to his balls and see the reaction. Notice the reaction in some
men when their nipples are teased or squeezed that there is a direct connection
to the balls and his shaft.
Whilst I acknowledge the overwhelming
interest in body muscles, cock sizes and inviting arse cheeks, perhaps we
should be checking out his balls with equal enthusiasm. I know I do! 
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