Wednesday 21 August 2019

Golden Showers (Water Sports): A Beginner's Guide




In sexual terminology, a “golden shower“ or “water sports“ involve the act of urination as part of consensual sexual foreplay. It can also be termed as urolagnia, piss fetish, urination role play, pissing foreplay or a mild form of kink.

While this form of sexual play may not be considered mainstream or everyday by most gay or bi men, I am constantly surprised by the interest in the subject. It’s seen by many guys I know as slightly taboo, a bit kinky, but “I’m up for it if you are“. It's happening more widely and frequently than we might at first think.

Why Is Piss Play Between Men So Appealing:

-       It's “dirty“ – didn't your mother tell you not to play with your pee.

-       It's sensual – when you first accidentally (or otherwise) pissed down your leg and you thought “Mmm, that's not as bad as I thought it might have been. And yeah, it DOES feel good."

-       It can give a sense of power over another person. In the sexual games we play, there's a place for such consenting dominance and it's much more common than you might think.

-       There is also a vulnerability about exposing yourself to what many would call kink. So, partner-trust issues are also relevant.

-       The urine is clean – well, not perfectly sterile, but pretty close to that. Just don't drink too much of it and according to some, missing the first squirt that could hold bacteria, is a good idea. And of course, never play if either party has a urinary or bladder infection, or open cuts on the body.

-       The aroma reminds the players of some other time in their life where sensual memories are triggered.

-       It pushes the boundaries in the opposite direction to our usual vanilla or conservative every-day sexual activities.

-       We all have to pee multiple times a day, so it's an activity that we can ALL actively participate in at any time, whether we are the dominant or the submissive individual. Urine is always available in us in some degree of volume and strength, so whip out the hosepipe and start to enjoy a new erotic energy to your sex play.

A Beginner's Scenario:
-       Talk to your prospective partner before you meet and discuss what you are both looking for from a golden shower/water sport session. Explain how experienced or inexperienced you are in this activity.
-       Do you both want to participate?
-       Will only one be giving his pee?
-       Will one or both be clothed, or totally naked?
-       Will either of you drink the liquid or is it just an external sensuous body experience?
-       When in the session do you agree to play out this scenario – this is important as it helps immensely for the pisser as to how he plans his water drinking beforehand. It's important that the scheduled meeting time is agreed to with some reliability especially if one is going to be ready with a full bladder of pee that needs to be discharged within minutes of getting together. A full bladder will also focus the owner's attention until such time as he gets relief. Everything else is off the immediate agenda.
-       Do you both want to meet and chat for a while during which you both build up a bladder full of pee? That means sharing drinks like water or beer while getting to know each other better.
-       Do either of you have time limits on the session?
-       Do you plan to shower together to wash off the pee or do you like the idea of the aroma and taste of dried pee being important in the bedroom activities to follow?
-       Will the taste of his urine-covered body bring you enhanced pleasure as you explore its nakedness?

The Host's Preparations:
Bathrooms are best locations as they can easily be cleaned after the end of the whole sex session.
-       Is it likely to be a moveable feast? That is, start with one or both of you in a bath. Or in a shower area. Or sitting on the toilet. Or kneeling on the tiled floor. Or lying on his back.
-       Will it be in a bedroom where you'll need waterproof sheeting for the bed or the floor? Or a bunch of absorbent large towels. In fact, you'll need a good supply of towels wherever you conduct the session.
-       Will it be outdoors in your garden or other secluded area? Can the area be hosed down afterwards?

Be attentive to his needs especially if the guy is new to you and is a bit unsure of how the session will unfold. If there's anxiety on his part or over-anticipation and he's unable to pee on demand, then change the topic of conversation so as to divert his attention and you should soon get a warm flow going.

Drinking Preparations:
Steadily drinking water over a thirty-minute period seems to be a good basis for a long and steady flow. Beer is good too, and for a fresher taste, consume fruit juice.

Positions for Pleasure:
Younger guys will generally have a stronger flow than older men so take this into consideration when choosing your location and how the act(s) will be performed. The feeling of warm piss firstly hitting your excited, expectant body and secondly, flowing over you as he hose-pipes it from your toes to your head, is a feeling like no other. Don’t necessarily expect a spontaneous erection, but if a golden shower is your thing, then certainly expect heightened sexual arousal.

1.     You fall to your knees so that you're in direct sight of his penis. Suck it first to show your eagerness. Then he, being semi-erect, can direct the flow directly into your mouth, onto your face, onto your chest or with pressure from him directly onto your genitals (that pressure can give your dick a real thrill and increase your immediate horniness). You may be totally naked (recommended) or wearing only a t-shirt and no underwear. This is a position that you can undertake anywhere in the house where you can protect the flooring or the furniture. Great for the back garden or anywhere secluded in the great outdoors.

2.     You're totally naked, lying on your back on the shower floor or in the bath. He stands astride over you and from his height, he directs his spray all over you – face, pecs, genitals, stomach. That's when the cold tile floor contrasts so incredibly well with the velvet warmth that's flowing onto you. Having him hosepipe the flow all over you could send you into amazing sensual delights. Closing your eyes while being sprayed I suggest is a good idea, though watching a steady warm stream tumble down over your naked body is a turn-on to most guys. A feeling of degradation, being humiliated or taking part in a “dirty“ act could flash in to your mind, any one of which could satisfy an inner sexual desire.

3.     Bend over on the floor onto all fours putting your welcoming ass in the air and letting your dick dangle freely. He's then free to spray all over your back, head, balls, and especially directly towards your rosebud. You'll get amazing feelings as it sprays your back. It's particularly sensual as your back rarely gets this amount of sensual attention in other forms of love making. And as for a strong close up flow against your waiting rosebud, that will be nothing less than amazing. The pressure of the flow, the hands-free attention, the warmth of the flow as it hits, spreads and drips down onto your dangling manhood, and further down your inner legs, is MM eroticism at its rarest and best.

4.     Sit on the open toilet seat and let him straddle you in a standing position so that his dick is about at your mouth height. You can now drink directly from his cockhead, let him spray your face (you might want to close your eyes) or let him direct it straight onto your chest and nipples, then feel the moving sensations as he lowers the flow downwards onto your stomach and then straight onto your dick. All the while you're getting the sensual enjoyment of not only the alternating directional flow, but also the travelling warmth as it trickles and flows across and down you. If you are furry, then expect the sensation to be more intense, and take a big breath as he unexpectedly runs his strong hands through your piss-drenched matting. Whoever thought that heaven could be found sitting naked on a toilet seat with another naked man standing and peeing over you?

5.     If he has good bladder control, then maybe don't use up all his tank at once. Have some golden shower fun, then carry on in the bedroom while kissing, stroking, giving and receiving oral – and in due course return to the bathroom and continue your wet play. Maybe, even encourage your man to save (or produce) some more so that when he fucks you bare, then he can piss inside of you (golden enema). That's not the easiest task for many guys to perform, but if he's got better-than-average bladder control then it might be worth giving it a shot particularly as you won't find it will happen with just your average everyday fuck buddy. What a bonus to the session that would be!

Additional Ideas:
-       If you're both participating, perhaps the idea of the original “cock fight“ where you both spray each other simultaneously with swords of hot pee, might be a good course to take.

-       You could both pee into a container or two and when they are filled, you could have drinking dares, or hair washes or simply pour it all over the other one as a form of shower gel. Remember, the longer that it's outside the body the colder it will become, so if you're looking for that warm, velvety sensation on your skin, then it's best to receive it directly from the hosepipe.

-       Perhaps while you are both wet use your hands to spread the pee all over your partner, frottage his cock and stomach, embrace him from behind and squirm into each other. Give him oral and taste those last droplets - and enjoy the new sensational taste remaining on the shaft. Kiss him and taste the erotic remains of the pee on his lips. There’s a delicious feeling of decadence involved in this mutual abandonment of pleasuring. It’s not something talked about in polite conversation, but when you are caught up in the eroticism of abandonment and spreading his warm juice all over you, then don’t be surprised that you could at that moment, feel the most sexually liberated person on the planet.

-       After the piss-play is over shower and soap each other in order to prepare yourselves for the continuation of your lovemaking.

-       Alternatively, you can stay wet with urine and then slip off to the bedroom where you have already prepared the bed with towels. Two pee-soaked men licking and loving, sucking and fucking is a wild sensation. The pee will quickly dry but you’ll still notice its tang, its aroma and it’s subtle feeling of decadence. As a result, don’t be surprised if you have one of your most uninhibited sexual encounters – ever!

Whatever ways you play, remember what you both initially hoped to get out of the event. You may be both alpha males, very sexy piggys, but don't be too serious. Laugh a lot, perhaps remembering your happy childhood experiences of trying to pee on your friends and how they screamed whenever your flow got anywhere near them.

All photos courtesy
Water Sports for the Single Man:
If you like the feeling of warm urine against your skin and you’re all alone, then it’s time to pee your pants. While watching porn, eyeing the boys in speedos or being just plain horny, piss away inside your jeans and jocks and feel the erotic pleasures it can give. As it cools the pleasures will subside, but for those few moments of warm liquid intensity it’s a tactile pleasure that can be as intense and enjoyable as any masturbation activity.

Golden Showers for Groups:
At the extreme end of water sports are the men who like to lie in a trough-like situation where lots of other men can piss on their naked body over an extended period of time. There are dance and sex parties where this happens near the toilets, hence no need for urinals.

Summary:
Golden showers can offer the most clean fun two or more people can enjoy together while recognizing that it is in fact regarded by most people as something “dirty“. The urine is clean, disease free, it's warm, it's always available wherever you are – and it's free, environmentally friendly and can be easily topped up by drinking additional water. What's not to like?

Have fun!

Disclaimer: All advice and information given here on this blog is general in nature and non-specific to any individual, couple or group. You are encouraged to seek your own independent professional medical, psychological and counselling advice. No endorsement of unlawful actions is intended or implied  

 

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Sunday 18 August 2019

Sex Funnies. Time for a laugh.



My email inbox has always attracted a continuing array of posters, t-shirts, memes and cartoons that generally say something about our attitudes towards sex, politically correct they may - or may not - be. 

Here's today's collection to get you smiling…











 

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THE VERSATILE HUSBAND: Live Your Passion This is a more comprehensive version of A STRAIGHT MAN’S GUIDE TO SAME SEX HOOK-UPS and includes examining why as sexually frustrated men we feel the way we do and what can be done to improve the situation. Particularly useful for any married man who needs more detail  before deciding whether or not to sexually play with men.
e-book and paperback at Amazon.com

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