You’re a guy and your straight sex
life doesn’t excite you a lot. You feel that you don’t have to prepare for sex
as your partner has seen it all before, no effort is required on your part to
change the status quo, you know the routine. You may get sex, you may not.
You’ll get an erection when required. You’ll shoot your load. You’ll sleep.
If any of this sounds familiar and
you are preparing to enter the world of man-to-man sex, then it’s time for a
make-over for both your way of thinking and preparing your penis as a mighty
tool of attraction. No gay man will be excited to be with you if you carry this
‘straight baggage’ with you.
It’s time to sign up to the “Cock
Gym Make-Over Plan”.
It’s about getting your favourite
piece of manhood into sex-ready shape. First impressions count, so if you can
excite and please your man with your look and knowledge you’ll get invited
back.
1.
Taste: make sure your
cum is tasty by including pineapple or apple juice in your diet. These two
fruits seem to be universally praised for sweetening the taste.
2.
Cleanliness:
uncircumcised men may under-estimate the turn-off factor that ‘cock-cheese’ has
for many cut men. Clean under that hood so that it’s ready for an enthusiastic
mouth to exercise it at any time.
And if you expect to be the anally receptive bottom during sex then an
enema/douche before the event is highly desirable, in fact, mandatory.
3.
Safety: take control
of your own health and sexual safety by always having and using condoms.
Whatever size or shape penis you have, if it’s going into someone’s anus then
dress him up with a condom. Use the right size for you. And add variety –
coloured ones, ribbed ones, studded ones, flavoured ones. Make their use fun and
interesting. Protecting yourself from infections is not just a bonus – it’s
vital. Don’t forget to carry some lube that is non-irritating to you.
4.
Trim The Patch: it’s a
personal choice, but if it won’t offend your tribe of men you are seeking to
become one of, then, trim the pubes. Make it an easy path for your lover’s
mouth to go down on you without the issue of having hairs in his mouth
interrupt his love–making. A good trimmed bush will also make your manhood look
bigger and easily seen. That’s definitely a major plus in my book. (Don’t
forget to have your answer ready when your wife inevitably asks why you
trimmed).
5.
Shaving: shaving the
pubes and balls is a definite statement of your emerging sexuality and can be
very liberating as an action but be aware that frequent maintenance is required
and many men don’t like the look of a bald pubic area even though they embrace
the idea of trimmed public hair and shaved balls. And how do you explain such a
severe new image of yourself to your wife? Start thinking now.
6.
Foods: vitamins and
male body enriching supplements could be worthy of investigation. These could
include formula that include stimulants for encouraging production of
testosterone and herbs that enhance the libido. Odourless dried garlic could
also be good for the health of the blood.
7.
Tools and Toys: a
penis can be enhanced by the addition of a variety of accoutrement,
especially some form of cock ring or other device to keep the blood in the shaft
and a good erection maintained. There’s a bewildering array of attachments that
would not have been out of place at the Inquisition, so whatever takes your
fancy it is probably available. Check out the variety on line or at your local
sex shop. S&M or leather sex shops are particularly good for the more
unusual items.
8.
Medical: if an
enhancer tablet is need to guarantee your erection, then talk to your medical
authority in advance of first going out to play. Don’t hesitate to talk about
your need for assistance. As a hot-blooded horny male you deserve totally great
sex and an ensured erection does wonders for the ego and boosts the enthusiasm.
9.
Exercises: you’ve
probably heard your wife talking about the pelvic floor exercises required
after childbirth. Do them yourself and you’ll transform your sex life as you
will gain the ability to control your ejaculation. The exercise is aimed at
trying to stop your urinary flow through muscle control. You can do them
anywhere and at any time. And with your new skill you’ll have additional sexual
enjoyment. According to Harvard
researchers aerobic exercises (including fast walking) and swimming can make a
huge difference in lowering the risk of erectile dysfunction.
10.
Best Sex Positions: don’t stay ignorant about the great
variety of sexual positions that can bring pleasure to both you and your
partner. Know that certain positions can enhance the depth of the penis whilst
others will initiate wonderful friction deep inside the anal walls or against
the prostate. Such knowledge will not only make you a wonderful lover it will
also give you control over your own pleasuring by giving and receiving back
exactly the pleasures you want your penis to be carrying to you – and the
control. Last longer before cumming by knowing how to enhance the friction only
when required.
11.
Underwear: put your
tackle into a sexy package that will uplift and enhance your look. Look online
for the type that looks best for you and that will make you feel super
confident and sexually masculine. A confidant man is very attractive to
potential sexual partners.
12.
Attitude: meeting up with a new male partner
should fill you with excitement, focus and enthusiasm. Being healthy prepares
your body image to reflect your masculinity and if you have this positive
self-image then you are the type of man that other men are eager to meet.
After Sex: urinate as soon after you’ve been given oral sex as
possible as this helps eliminate potential infections. And wash off the lube
before it irritates the skin.
So there you have it – you ‘best
friend’ is now ready. He’s clean, trimmed, erect, device supported, has
sweetness stored within his balls, is well dressed and he knows exactly into
what warm and inviting male pleasure zone he is headed.
Best of all is that you get the pleasure!!!! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: All advice and information given here on this blog is general in nature and non-specific to any individual, couple or group. You are encouraged to seek your own independent professional medical, psychological and counselling advice.
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